{"id":78422,"date":"2024-06-04T10:47:39","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=78422"},"modified":"2024-06-04T10:47:39","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:47:39","slug":"two-guys-decide-theyd-go-out-drinking-before-their-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/two-guys-decide-theyd-go-out-drinking-before-their-exam\/","title":{"rendered":"Two guys decide they\u2019d go out drinking before their exam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn\u2019t take the test because one of the car\u2019s tires had gone flat.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The two take this chance to cram as much as they can, and they return to the professor, ready for the test.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The prof takes them into separate rooms and hands over their test papers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Flipping it over, they howl in laughter, seeing these simple questions like\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWhat subatomic particles make up an atom?\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This is too easy, they thought. Once they\u2019ve reached the final question,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>the two guys\u2019 jaw hung loose as they read \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cFor 90 points, <strong><span style='\"font-size:'>specify which tire went flat yesterday.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn\u2019t take the test because one of the car\u2019s tires had gone flat. Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow. The two take this\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78425,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78422","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Two-guys-decide-theyd-go-out-drinking-before-their-exam.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78422\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>