A mother was driving a little girl to her friend\u2019s house for a play date\u2026 \u201cMommy?\u201d the little girl asked, \u201cHow old are you?\u201d \u201cHoney, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,\u201d the mother replied, \u201cIt\u2019s not polite.\n
\u201d \u201cOkay\u201d, the little girl said, \u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d \u201cNow really,\u201d the mother said, \u201cThose are personal questions and are none of your business!\u201d Undaunted, the little girl asked, \u201cWhy did you and daddy get a divorce?\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s enough questions young lady,\u201d said the exasperated mother, as she walked away, and the two friends began to play. \u201cMy mom won\u2019t tell me anything about herself,\u201d the little girl said to her friend. \u201cWell,\u201d said the friend, \u201call you need to do is look at her driver\u2019s license\u2026 \u201d \u201cIt\u2019s like a report card, it has everything on it.\u201d Later that night, the little girl said to her mother, \u201cI know how old you are, you\u2019re 32.\u201d\n
The mother was surprised and asked, \u201cHow did you find that out?\u201d \u201cI also know that you weigh 140 pounds,\u201d the little girl added. The mother was past surprised, she was shocked\u2026 \u201cHow in heaven\u2019s name did you find that out?\u201d \u201cAnd,\u201d the little girl said triumphantly, \u201cI know why you and daddy got a divorce!\u201d \u201cReally?\u201d the mother asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d The little girl answered\u2026 \u201cBecause you got an \u2018F\u2019 in s*x!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Little Girl Asks Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce A mother was driving a little girl to her friend\u2019s house for a play date\u2026 \u201cMommy?\u201d the little girl asked, \u201cHow old are you?\u201d \u201cHoney, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,\u201d the mother replied, \u201cIt\u2019s not polite. \u201d \u201cOkay\u201d,\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":78863,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78860","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/8.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78860\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}