{"id":78873,"date":"2024-06-06T15:30:29","date_gmt":"2024-06-06T08:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=78873"},"modified":"2024-06-06T15:30:29","modified_gmt":"2024-06-06T08:30:29","slug":"a-man-boarded-an-airplane-and-took-his-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-man-boarded-an-airplane-and-took-his-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"A man boarded an airplane and took his seat"},"content":{"rendered":"
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, \u201cBusiness trip or vacation?\u201dShe turned, smiled, and said,\n
\u201cBusiness. The annual S***l Education Convention in Chicago.\u201dHe swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sx education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s your business role at this convention?\u201d \u201cLecturer,\u201d she responded. \u201cI use my experience to debunk some of thepopular myths about s***y.\u201d \u201cReally,\u201d he said. \u201cWhat myths arethose?\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d she explained. \u201cOne popularmyth is that African American menare the most well endowed, when infact, it\u2019s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.\u201d\n
\u201cAnother popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck. \u201cSuddenly, the woman became a littleuncomfortable and blushed. \u201cI\u2019m sorry\u201d, she said. \u201cI shouldn\u2019t really be discussing this with you. I don\u2019t even know your name.\u201d\u2018\u201d\u2018Tonto,\u201d the man said. \u201cTonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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