{"id":79032,"date":"2024-06-07T15:10:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T08:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=79032"},"modified":"2024-06-07T15:10:33","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T08:10:33","slug":"a-young-beautiful-teacher-was-giving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-young-beautiful-teacher-was-giving\/","title":{"rendered":"A Young beautiful teacher was giving"},"content":{"rendered":"
A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz \u201cbehind my back l\u2019ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?\u201d she asked. \u201can apple\u201d replied little Raymond \u201cno,\u201d \u2018 said the teacher \u201d it\u2019s a tomato but it shows you are thinking.\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve now got something round,\n
a greenish colored you can eat it.\u201d \u201cAn apple,\u2019 \u201d replied little lan \u201cNo it\u2019s an onion, but it shows you are thinking. \u201cLittle scruffy Johnny at scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says \u201cI\u2019ve got something under my desk that\u2019s an inch long, white and it has a red end.\u201d \u201cDirty little boy,\u201d said the teacher \u201cNo it\u2019s a match, but it shows you were thinking,\u2019 answered.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Young beautiful teacher was giving A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz \u201cbehind my back l\u2019ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?\u201d she asked. \u201can apple\u201d replied little Raymond \u201cno,\u201d \u2018 said the teacher \u201d it\u2019s a tomato but it shows\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79032","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/11-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79032\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}