{"id":79047,"date":"2024-06-07T15:25:20","date_gmt":"2024-06-07T08:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=79047"},"modified":"2024-06-07T15:25:20","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T08:25:20","slug":"a-blonde-went-to-the-electronic-store-and-she-asked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-blonde-went-to-the-electronic-store-and-she-asked\/","title":{"rendered":"A blonde went to the electronic store and she asked"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A blonde went to the electronic store and she asked\n</h2><p>A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, \u201cHow is much is this TV?\u201d The salesman said, \u201cSorry,we don\u201dt sell to blondes.The next day she came back as a brunette.She asked the salesman how much theTV was.He said, \u201cSorry, we don\u201dt sell toblondes.\n</p><p>The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was.He said, \u201cSorry we don\u201dt sell to blondes.She replied, \u201d I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?\u201dBecause that is not a TV, it\u2019s a microwave.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A blonde went to the electronic store and she asked A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, \u201cHow is much is this TV?\u201d The salesman said, \u201cSorry,we don\u201dt sell to blondes.The next day she came back as a brunette.She asked the salesman how much theTV was.He said, \u201cSorry, we don\u201dt sell toblondes.\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79047","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/14-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79047\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>