{"id":79147,"date":"2024-06-11T15:41:11","date_gmt":"2024-06-11T08:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=79147"},"modified":"2024-06-11T15:41:11","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T08:41:11","slug":"father-is-shocked-when-he-discovers-this-horrifying-letter-from-his-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/father-is-shocked-when-he-discovers-this-horrifying-letter-from-his-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Father Is Shocked When He Discovers This Horrifying Letter From His Son."},"content":{"rendered":"
A father passing by his son\u2019s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, \u201cDad.\u201d With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands\u2026 \u201cDear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I\u2019m writing you.\n
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I\u2019ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it\u2019s not only the passion, Dad. She\u2019s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.\n
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn\u2019t really hurt anyone. We\u2019ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we\u2019ll pray that science will find a cure for A**S, so Stacy can get better.\n
She sure deserves it! Don\u2019t worry, Dad. I\u2019m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I\u2019m sure we\u2019ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua. P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I\u2019m over at Jason\u2019s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that\u2019s on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Father Is Shocked When He Discovers This Horrifying Letter From His Son. A father passing by his son\u2019s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, \u201cDad.\u201d With the worst premonition, he opened the\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79150,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79147","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/19.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79147\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}