{"id":79250,"date":"2024-06-12T14:01:10","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T07:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=79250"},"modified":"2024-06-12T14:01:10","modified_gmt":"2024-06-12T07:01:10","slug":"a-new-couple-buys-a-new-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/a-new-couple-buys-a-new-house\/","title":{"rendered":"A new couple buys a new house"},"content":{"rendered":"

A new couple buys a new house\n

A new couple buys a new house, and the husband tells his wife to make dinner for him. The wife refuses, so the man tells his wife: If you don\u2019t make me dinner I will do to you what my dad did to my mom when she didn\u2019t make dinner. The next day the man says the same thing:\n

If you don\u2019t make me dinner I will do to you what my dad did to my mom when she didn\u2019t make dinner. This went on for about a month until the wife asks her husband what his dad did to his mom. Husband: he went to sleep without dinner.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A new couple buys a new house A new couple buys a new house, and the husband tells his wife to make dinner for him. The wife refuses, so the man tells his wife: If you don\u2019t make me dinner I will do to you what my dad did to my mom when she didn\u2019t\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79255,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79250","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/28.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79250\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}