\u201cHey, Mum,\u201d asked Little Johnny,\n
\u201cCan you give me 20 pounds?\u201d\n
\u201cCertainly not.\u201d\n
\u201cIf you do,\u201d he went on,\n
\u201cI\u2019ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.\u201d\n
His mother\u2019s ears pricked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.\n
\u201cWell? What did he say?\u201d\n
\u201d He said,\n
\u2018Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my all socks tomorrow. All of them are dirty.\u2019\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
L. Johnny Asks His Mother For 20 Pounds \u201cHey, Mum,\u201d asked Little Johnny, \u201cCan you give me 20 pounds?\u201d \u201cCertainly not.\u201d \u201cIf you do,\u201d he went on, \u201cI\u2019ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.\u201d His mother\u2019s ears pricked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":80047,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[670],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-80044","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-news"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/39.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80044\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}