{"id":95183,"date":"2024-10-21T15:33:04","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T08:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/?p=95183"},"modified":"2024-10-21T15:33:04","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T08:33:04","slug":"the-pastors-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/the-pastors-teeth\/","title":{"rendered":"The pastor&rsquo;s teeth&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THE PASTOR\u2019S TEETH\n</p><p>A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth.\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-95186 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/inovatestory.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/Pastors-teeth.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"509\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Pastors-teeth.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><br>\nThe first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes.\n</p><p>The second Sunday, he preached only 10 minutes.\n</p><p>But the following Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours\u2026 until the congregation realized he couldn\u2019t quit, and finally helped him sit down. Concerned for his health, they asked, \u201cAre you okay? What happened?\u201d\n</p><p>The pastor explained, \u201cWell, the first Sunday with my new teeth, my gums were so sore I couldn\u2019t preach longer than 8 minutes. The second Sunday, I felt I could go a little longer to 10 minutes. But, today, I mistakenly put my wife\u2019s teeth in, and discovered I couldn\u2019t shut up.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>THE PASTOR\u2019S TEETH A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 10 minutes. But the following Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours\u2026 until the congregation realized he couldn\u2019t quit, and\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":95186,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-95183","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Pastors-teeth.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95188,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95183\/revisions\/95188"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/95186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inovatestory.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>